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Nuclear Wessels
Long ago, I read a web comic, making a joke about Sergey Brin (co-founder of Google Inc.) wanting to search for "Nuclear Wessels". Being a snippet from one of my favorite films (Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home), I feel compelled to include the original text (courtesy of IMDB).

Chekov: [to a street cop] Excuse me, sir! Can you direct us to the
        naval base in Alameda? It's where they keep the nuclear
	wessels.
        [he pauses, looks at Uhura, and tries again]

Chekov: NUCLEAR WESSELS...